Und sie lebten glücklich bis an ihr Lebensende – mit viel Lachen: 10 urkomische Geschichten von Paaren in langjährigen Beziehungen
WITZ DES TAGES: Ein altes Ehepaar war seit 50 Jahren verheiratet. Jeden Morgen (ohne Ausnahme) entfuhr dem Mann beim Aufstehen ein ohrenbetäubender Furz, und er lachte wie ein Wahnsinniger. Und jeden Morgen ermahnte ihn seine Frau: „Eines Tages platzt dir…
Der Junge musste mit 38 Stichen genäht werden, weil der Kühlschrank plötzlich explodierte: Warnung: Diese Dinge nicht in den Gefrierschrank legen.
Man sagt oft, dass sich Gefahren nicht vollständig ausschließen lassen und wir im Alltag ständig potenziellen Gefahren begegnen. Um unsere eigene Sicherheit und die unserer Kinder zu gewährleisten, müssen wir daher auf jedes Detail des Lebens achten. Andernfalls kann Unachtsamkeit…
GB News’ Nana Akua clashes with ‘patronising’ co-star as she fumes ‘I’m not stupid’
GB News fans have reacted to the pair’s “spat on live TV,” which turned heated. Nana Akua and Tom Harwood clashed live on air on GB News (Image: GB NEWS) GB News presenters Tom Harwood and Nana Akua clashed during their programme earlier this…
Why you might find extra cash in your bank account from DWP this week
As temperatures plummet, many households across the UK have received a cash boost. Cold weather payments were issued to more than one million households in January (Image: Getty) As much of the UK continues to feel the effects of a big…
Is this the real reason for Starmer’s humiliating digital ID U-turn?
EXCLUSIVE: Following intense public backlash and falling poll support for Labour, ministers executed a significant retreat earlier this week. Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer (Image: PA) A former British Army veteran believes his High Court judicial review may have played a pivotal role…
Tony Blair breaks silence after Donald Trump hands him crucial new role
Former Prime Minister Sir Tony Blair has spoken out after being handed an important role by Donald Trump. Ton Blair has spoken out after joining Donald Trump’s Gaza (Image: Getty) Sir Tony Blair has broken his silence after being handed a crucial…
Keir Starmer’s bonkers new £800m vanity project – and anyone who voted Brexit will hate it
Sir Keir Starmer is splashing out on a vanity project that is a symbol of his growing bromance with Emmanuel Macron. Emmanuel Macron and Keir Starmer have agreed to ship the Bayeux Tapestry to Britain (Image: Getty) Given this government’s abject…
Keir Starmer’s next major challenge revealed – he has just days to get it right
The Prime Minister is already facing a furious backlash over a Chinese mega-Embassy in London amid fears it will be used as a ‘spy hub’ Keir Starmer’s China visit is just weeks away (Image: DX) For all the talk of Keir…
Snow maps show 58 UK cities buried as 50cm blizzard hits with -13C freeze – full list
More snow will hit the UK after Storm Goretti, the latest weather maps suggest. More snow is on its way, according to the latest weather maps. (Image: WXCharts.com) Several areas of the UK could be hit by snow again at the…
Robert Jenrick and Kemi Badenoch go to war in fiery Daily Express showdown
Kemi Badenoch and Robert Jenrick have each penned opposing pieces for Express readers after a dramatic few days of political intrigue in Westminster. Robert Jenrick and Kemi Badenoch (Image: Getty/PA) Kemi Badenoch and Robert Jenrick have each vowed to rescue Britain from Labour’s grip following their…